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  • What girls say:

    I'm fine

  • What girls mean:

    I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

shitpostgenerator:

im gonna be a princess

kardashy:

this man fell for nine seconds

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé